Seksualiti Merdeka - When You Forgot Your Glasses

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys my own age.

I did this, and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club .

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 60 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier ... (nowadays in Selangor)

"Dalam tidak sampai empat tahun memerintah, Selangor kini dipenuhi oleh hampir 10,000 rumah urut. Hampir 80 peratus daripadanya terutama di bandar-bandar utama Selangor, menawarkan khidmat urut berunsurkan seks." (KLIK)

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