Battle of Sexes 26 - How Girls turn Guys down..
SHE: Im a plastic surgeon. Ive been looking for a face like yours.
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, Id like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !
SHE: I must have been given your share !
H! E: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! Im having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
SHE: Nothing. I cant talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, dont you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: Ive already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Havent I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down..
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
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